Here's some answers.

1. No, this is not a gay website. I'm not against gays, in fact i think they should be able to get married. That way they can hate each other just like most other married couples. There does happen to be a gay porn producer named hank wood, and the reviews of his work are quite good. I, however, don't plan on watching any of it.


2. I have no idea how a musician that died the year i was born emailed me from his grave in Louisiana. I hear they have electricity there now, so maybe they have broadband in the caskets, too. The song lyrics were quite interesting.


3. "bigin" is my cousin Sean's nickname. And no, he is not a sasquatch. He is tall, muscular, and has a great disposition. Luckily for me.


4. They do actually let me turn my guitar amp on, but i have to be the suckiest guitar player ever. really. I do have great stage presence, and luckily the other guys in the band are good enough to cover for me. My guitar is an Epiphone copy of a Gibson SG made of Korina Wood with a natural finish. My amp is a Marshall JCM 2000-DSL 401. It's an all tube amp with a sweet sounding overdrive channel. I don't use effects other than overdrive, just a volume pedal and a Boss tuner pedal. And by the way, Uncle Howard, barre chords were not devised by communists, so it's okay for you to learn them now.


5. No, i don't expect to get famous with my website and blog. My family and friends that i grew up with are 1300 miles away, this is just a good way to keep up with them.


time for a nap.