check this out

whilst perusing the world wide web this afternoon, i came across the gem above. (link) so as you can see, this proves that not all mentions of my name in the news or on the internet are due to actions deemed unacceptable by human moral and legal standards. ironically, the team i was bowling on is named for my non-existent chassis company, and the girl bowling with me i am no longer dating.


but we still won first place.......