Monday, December 12, 2005

now it's monday

hiding out in the mountains was good, got home sunday afternoon and had to spend 4 hours fixing the starter on my four wheeler so i could plow snow. this email i received while i was gone made up for all the pain though:

(names changed to protect the innocent from their wife)

xxxxxxxxx@aol.com View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Date:
Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:17:14 EST
Subject:
Christmas
To:
hankwood@hankwood.com

Hey man, just checking out you website. Where did you learn how to do all this cyber stuff, in prison? Do you think you will be coming home for Christmas this year. If you do come home be sure and bring your coat it is so cold here I have had to spoon with "(his wife)". I'm not proud of it, but it is better than freezing to death. Later, xxxxxx


i laughed so hard at that i almost threw up that fourth bologna sandwich i had just eaten.

nothing much exciting this week: work, band practice, laundry. even though he looked at me funny while waiting in line at the mall, i sat on santa's lap and asked for a personal assistant.

preferably one with experience getting cheese whiz out of berber carpet.

1 Comments:

At 1/05/2006 09:40:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you dumbass. his address is still there. edit out the contact stuff.

i know, i know, you're still getting the hang of all this crap.

hope you had a great holly-day.

 

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