hookers need love too
i worked on the hookers site tonight, click above to check it out. no, it's not finished, and no, there will be no porn. but it WILL be entertaining. and educational.
in other news, i would like to say happy birthday to the first love of my life, who shall remain unnamed, as she totally broke my heart by refusing my advances and offers of timeless love from the first day of kindergarden until 5th grade when i finally gave up on her. you know who you are, and i hope you enjoy the life of domestic marital incarceration that you chose over me. i might have made up a few of the words in that last sentence. happy birthday anyway.
posted by hankwood @ 4/11/2006 08:12:00 PM
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6 Comments:
Are you feeling ok?
Did you recently wreck on your snowboard or something ?
i didn't wreck, but i am off my usual meds, beer and painkillers. i don't really feel ok though, it's maybe more like...Normal?
I think maybe I knew her in school
In my memory's faded view
I remember years ago, her name I barely knew
Years later I saw her in town
Knocking on my window talking loud
She said baby do you need a date
Or just a little foolin' around
Way down where the red light's low
Slinkin' down where the bad seeds grow
Crawlin' where the sun don't show
'Neath the sad moon
Walking the streets, all on display
Standing there and laying in wait
She looks at me and I look away
'Neath the sad moon
I said thanks, no I don't need that
But as she turned her naked back
She turned to go, and I just had to stare at her walking away
Looking out there it might be me
But for the grace of God oh I can see
A grain of sand, a strand of hair
A chromosome or someone's dare
I'll send you some photos of Hagerstown hookers.
hahahahaa! i know who's birthday it was on the 11th. and when i see her at christmas, i may just tell her. ahahahahahaha. you are sooooo in trouble. ;)
That is beautiful hornsby...
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