paris hilton sucks, and so does kraft easy mac.

i just listened to paris' new album, (39 minutes and 55 seconds of my life i can never get back) and just as forgetable is kraft easy mac. they are both quik, easy, and disgusting. i'm all for dance/techno pop music if it gets the one i'm with hot and bothered, but holy $@#!, a super size viagra slurpy couldn't get me in the mood while listening to that vomit. she said it makes her cry when she hears it, and i know why.

and easy mac? i never thought i would say this since macaroni and cheese is my favorite thing in the whole world, but that stuff is just gross. i took one bite, put the bowl on the floor for my dog to eat, and she went in the living room and puked in one of my flowers. and she only smelled it. i'm the one standing here, tasting ass, listening to her puke in the next room.

uh oh..............