elvis is dead

hopefully everyone had a great christmas, because i sure did. and if you didn't get a christmas card from me, don't feel left out. i didn't send anyone a card. i didn't want to show favoritism, so i neglected EVERYONE! at work today i had to go do a "random" drug test with some of the other guys in the shop. and by random, i mean: we've only had three tests so far, and i'm the only one that has to go to all three. are they implying something? because, i don't need a test to know i take drugs.

as a follow-up to my answer on a previous question concerning dating, i will say things have been looking up, here is a picture of the lucky chic:
i'd tell you her name, but things have not progressed so far as to need to know each other's names yet. but i'm hopefull it will make it to the next level!

here ya go:

1 Are you sure you didn't mean "UN" lucky chic? hehe

well, there is that. i've seen me naked, and i MIGHT have a few issues to deal with.......

2: knowing Hank, he dated them both at the same time, and they just both found out.

i've never made one chic happy, why would i want two women pissed at me at the same time?

3. Carl looks a little gay.

how about i give him your address?

4. Wow, a Marshall and actual twin guitars?

yep.

5. I've seen Hank play both of those at the same time. He's a rock star. Would you like his autograph?

umm, is this a paternity case?

6. Since your profile says you are in fasion, are cut-off jeans really out of style, and how do you keep from getting pills on sweaters?

unless you are daisy duke, and i know you are not, do not EVER wear cut-off jeans! and pills on sweaters? they make electric shavers just for this, they are slow, not much faster than using a regular razor. just make sure you turn your sweaters inside out when you wash them.

7. Feel free.

i do.

8. How did you get access to my home-video collection?

maybe you should ask your girlfriend this question?

9. How many songs does it take to play for a whole night, and do you play them more than once?

i'm not sure how many songs we play, probably close to 200. and if someone hot asks, yes we play them more than once.

10. How come you never capitalise anything?

i'm male, and i'm lazy.

any more questions?