the mumbler and the seat hog

no, it's not a new band, or a children's book. it was merely two of the people i always end up sitting next to on airplanes. but they are not the worst kind to sit next to. that would be princess pooter sitting there airing out her colon and pretending nothing is wrong when everyone around her starts coughing and wheezing. must have been a pretty good book she was reading.............

update coming later, been out of town for awhile.

DISCLAIMER:

if you happen to be the parents of a girl who might perhaps be dating a contributor to this site, AND you have no desire to see /believe your daughter kissing other girls in the joyous moments following the ringing in of the new year while attending a most excellent performance by a not so famous band in the vast prairie we call central montana, DO NOT PROCEDE ANY FURTHER!



you have been warned.


















i'm not kidding, go away now if you don't want to see this!














and if you've ever wondered what our band looks like after a few too many cocktails, here is your answer:

here it is:

my favorite myspace comment so far: "I am afraid of catching the "hiv" just from being on your myspace page you dirty creep."

pictures, you say?

if slash (from guns-n-roses) parents were tiny tim and a circus midget from missouri, and he had pretty much no musical ability at all, he would have looked like this:

at least buckethead had the sense to cover his face when playing out in public, maybe i should get a good nixon mask.



ok, i will have to get the rest of the photo's up later, right now it's off to practice. because i need to.

from my email

Are you still alive?

yes, although i don't know how. update with pictures later today. and yes, i know i'm behind on updating my website.

Did your dog really hump the neighbor lady's leg again?

no, holly would never do that. i humped her leg.